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- William Nattrass
Europe is facing its own migrant crisis — and it’s boosting conservatives
Europe’s problems with illegal immigration have returned with a vengeance following the removal of pandemic-era travel restrictions, and attendant problems with violence and organized crime are causing major concerns.
- Amanda Woods
Teen muggers punch NYC straphanger, rob him of phone — and measly $3
The 27-year-old victim was riding a northbound 4 train near the 149th Street-Grand Concourse station around 4:50 a.m. Sunday when the trio approached him and punched him in the face, police said.
- Nicki Gostin
Fran Lebowitz slams NYC Mayor Eric Adams
"Eric Adams I saw coming. I said to my friends, 'He's going to make you long for de Blasio, [and] he was terrible,'" the author told Page Six over the weekend.
- Amanda Woods
Innocent dad visiting Marist student for Family Weekend is shot dead at NY hotel
The father of a Marist College student was shot dead over the weekend inside a Poughkeepsie hotel – where first responders also found bomb-making materials, according to authorities.
- Gabrielle Fonrouge
Madman accused of stabbing FDNY lieutenant not medically cleared for arraignment: sources
Peter Zisopoulos, 34, has been laid up at the Bellevue Hospital Prison Ward undergoing a psychiatric evaluation since Friday after police slapped him with second-degree murder and weapon possession raps for the unprovoked stabbing.
- Amanda Woods
Man terrorizes woman, young sons with knife near Central Park Carousel
A man terrorized a woman and her two young sons with a knife near the Central Park Carousel Sunday afternoon, authorities said.
- Amanda Woods
Bodega worker, woman shot by gunman inside NYC store: cops
A Brooklyn bodega worker and another woman were hurt when a man opened fire into the store late Sunday, cops said.
- Nicole Gelinas
As subway horrors continue, Adams must push Hochul to act on crime
Mayor Eric Adams needs to step up his game on cutting subway crime — and stop giving Gov. Kathy Hochul a pass for making his job more difficult. 
- Carl Campanile
Police unions snub Letitia James, back GOP’s Michael Henry for NY attorney general
"Michael Henry will be a partner in fighting crime and supporting law enforcement across this state. He is a strong voice for righting pro-criminal laws.”
- Tina Moore
Elderly man beaten in random attack near Columbus Circle by repeat suspect: cops
The victim told cops he was walking at West 57th Street and Eighth Avenue in Manhattan around 9:40 a.m. when his attacker approached him and punched him throughout his body, including his face.
- Patrick Reilly
Colorado man who allegedly tried to kidnap girl turned in by own parents
Diego James Gettler, 28, was charged with second-degree kidnapping on Thursday after he allegedly grabbed the girl outside of the STEM Launch K-8 school in Thornton just before the first bell around 7:30 a.m. on Sept. 23, according to the Thornton Police Department.
- Post readers
Letters to the Editor — Oct. 2, 2022
New York Post readers on why Lee Zeldin is the gov for parents; Raise the Age folly; Eric Adams’ speedy detail and his Puerto Rico trip; and the bias of Big Tech.
- Dean Balsamini
NYPD searching for caught-on-video Brooklyn bike thief
Cops are looking to shortcircuit the gutless bandit, who was captured on home surveillance video casually taking the ride from the front steps of a home.
- Post Editorial Board
The Post endorses Mike Lawler in NY-17 House race
Lawler is a no-nonsense Republican with a vision to get the things that matter to New Yorkers done. 
- Post Editorial Board
The rise of ‘super perps’ exposes Gov. Hochul’s lies about fixing the no-bail law
Tuesday's arrest of Sean "Big Coop" Cooper again puts the lie to the claims of Gov. Kathy Hochul & Co. that New York's criminal-justice reforms don't need any more fixing.
- Matthew Sedacca
NYC’s Financial District now blighted with spiking crime, vagrants
Once one of the hottest neighborhoods in New York City, the Financial District is now simply a dumpster fire, residents and workers told The Post.
- Rikki Schlott
MTA’s new taxicab charge plan puts a tax on women’s safety
Tone-deaf MTA officials are proposing exorbitant congestion fees on Ubers, Lyfts and yellow taxis, which will make cabs even less affordable — and force many of us to face the risk of taking the subway even at night.
- Melissa Klein
‘She doesn’t ride the subway’: Attack victim Elizabeth Gomes rips Tiffany Cabán’s claims that subways are safe
City Councilwoman Tiffany Cabán tweeted that “Subway violence is a one-in-a-million event" -- outraging the woman who was viciously attacked days earlier in the transit system.
- Eric Spitznagel
How police can use your DNA to solve crimes without consent
An estimated 100 million people worldwide share their genetic information with companies like AncestryDNA, 23andMe, and FamilyTreeDNA. All that DNA has been a boon to detectives, who can use the info to map out a criminal’s entire family tree and zero in on their identity.
- Dean Balsamini, Helayne Seidman
Greenwich Village block held hostage by lunchtime rowdies
A band of foul-mouthed, toy gun-waving, pot-puffing high school hooligans are keeping residents of West 13th off 6th Avenue inside their homes.
- Nathan Solis
Bones found during search for Bay Area woman Alexis Gabe but weren't human

Bones discovered briefly gave hope to the family of a missing Oakley woman, but her father has since said they were told the remains were not human.

- Noah Goldberg
Irwindale Speedway sold; new owner plans demolition and industrial project, city says

Irwindale Speedway is sold to IDS Real Estate Group, which plans to demolish and rebuild on the site, the city says.

- Salvador Hernandez
Gas in Los Angeles County hits record high of $6.467 a gallon

California has seen the steepest gas price increase in the U.S. in the past week, up 59 cents to an average of $6.38 a gallon, according to AAA.

- Melissa Hernandez
LAUSD parents can call a hotline with questions about data hackers released in cyberattack

The LAUSD sets up a hotline after the digital heist of confidential records and files from district computer systems. LAUSD declined to pay hackers ransom.

- Luke Money, Rong-Gong Lin II
'The pandemic is over,' some declare. It again misses larger point of COVID-19, experts say

While there's no shortage of pundits, politicians and other prognosticators clamoring to declare the end of the pandemic, the ultimate call is up to the World Health Organization.

- Alene Tchekmedyian
Challenger Robert Luna holds lead over L.A. County Sheriff Villanueva, new poll shows

In the race for Los Angeles County sheriff, retired Long Beach Police Chief Robert Luna has a formidable lead among likely voters over the incumbent, Alex Villanueva, a new poll shows.

- Melody Gutierrez
Novice Republican or Democrat embroiled in controversy? Voters to pick next insurance commissioner

A novice Republican and a scandal plagued Democrat face off to be the state's next insurance commissioner.

- George Skelton
Column: Republican Dahle is likable, level-headed and highly respected. But he won't win California governor

Unlike other GOP gubernatorial finalists in the last quarter century, Sen. Brian Dahle of Bieber has held elective offices, columnist George Skelton writes.

- Hayley Smith
California drought pits farmers vs. cities. But neither is the biggest water victim

As drought worsens, farmers and city dwellers are cutting their water use to historic lows, but it's California's environment that suffers the most.

- Susanne Rust
Bird flu spreads to Southern California, infecting chickens, wild birds and other animals

A highly infectious bird flu that has felled millions of birds globally is in California. Experts worry it could affect our food supply.

- Quakebot
Magnitude 3.1 earthquake shakes Anaheim area

The U.S. Geological Survey reports a magnitude 3.1 earthquake at 1:24 a.m. Monday in Anaheim.

- Laura Newberry, Gabriel San Román

A Long Beach man was arrested Sunday following an hours-long standoff that began when police shot at him after he allegedly pointed a rifle at them, according to authorities.

- Gabriel San Román

The suspects were attempting to rob Du Lee about 1:15 p.m. Saturday near Wall Street and Olympic Boulevard when the attack occurred, police said.

- Gabriel San Román

Authorities were continuing Sunday to search for a man who stabbed a woman to death in front of her children at her East Los Angeles home.

- Howard Blume
Hackers release data after LAUSD refuses to pay ransom

A criminal syndicate had given L.A. Unified until Monday to pay ransom, but released documents early after Supt. Carvalho said he would not negotiate.

- Thomas Curwen
An L.A. journalist's death by suicide still confounds years later. "Can we ever understand that?"

One man's death may not have been preventable, but understanding what led to it offers hope for others.

- Thomas Curwen
Three years after clinical trial, ketamine provides hope for severely depressed

Ketamine or more specifically, its cousin — esketamine — has started to change the landscape of depression, especially where it borders on suicide.

- Madalyn Amato
Suicide is complicated. So is prevention

Suicide is complicated and nuanced, but can be preventable.

- Christopher Goffard
Company responsible for O.C. oil spill gets permission to repair pipeline

The government has approved Amplify Energy's plan to repair the damaged pipeline

- Andrea Castillo
'Blacklisted' Afghan interpreters were disqualified from U.S. visas. Now they're in hiding

The U.S. exit left thousands of Afghans in danger who say they were "blacklisted" and ineligible for visas despite having aided the United States.

- Public Affairs
Police Arrest Man Who Stole Tools, Opened Fire on Construction Workers in Crown Hill

Police have tracked down a man who opened fire on a group of workers last month when they confronted him about stealing tools at a Crown Hill construction site.

In that incident, on September 26th, construction workers noticed a man stealing $5,000 worth of tools from the bed of one of their pickup trucks in the 1200 block of NW 83rd Street.

When they attempted to confront the suspect, he fired a handgun toward the construction workers and fled in a silver Mercedes sedan. No one was injured in the incident.

On Sunday, October 2nd, an officer spotted the sedan near North 125th Street and Stone Avenue North and contacted the man inside. Police determined the man was the suspect from the September 26th incident and arrested him.

Police booked the man into the King County Jail for robbery.

- Public Affairs
Police Investigating After Five People Injured in Multiple Shootings Sunday

Police responded to multiple shootings Sunday morning that resulted in five people being shot throughout the city.

The Seattle Police and Fire Departments responded to the 4300 block of University Way Northeast for a report of shots fired with multiple people injured at 1 am Sunday. Officers were patrolling the area and heard the shots. Officers quickly arrived and found four people with non-life threatening injuries.

Witnesses told police two men got into a fight outside of a well-known bar when one man produced a weapon and fired 3-5 rounds. The shooter fled before officers arrived. Police searched the area but were unable to find the suspect.

At 2:35 am Sunday police responded to multiple reports of shots fired in the 700 block of South Lane Street. Officers located approximately 29 shell casings, 2 live rounds, and bullet fragments. The scene extended approximately one block north and one block west of the 700 block S. Lane St. Four vehicles and two buildings sustained gunshot damage.

The Gun Violence Reduction Unit will be conducting a follow-up investigation.

At 2:39 am Sunday police responded to reports of a shot fired in the 500 block of 2nd Avenue. Officers arrived and were unable to find any victims or witnesses to the shooting. Minutes later, a man walked into Harborview Medical Center with a gunshot wound to the leg. Additional officers interviewed the victim and he told officers that he had been shot by an unknown man.

The victim went on to say he was attempting to break up a fight when one of the involved men pulled out a gun and shot him.

No arrests have been made in any of these cases and all remain active investigations. If you have any information that may help us solve these cases please call the tip line at 206-233-5000.

- Detective Patrick Michaud
Detectives Investigating Saturday Morning Shooting,  Pedestrian Fatality in North Seattle

Detectives are investigating after a 21-year-old man was hit and killed by a vehicle driver fleeing a shooting scene in North Seattle early Saturday morning.

Police responded to the 4200 block of Brooklyn Avenue Northeast for reports of shots fired at 12:05 a.m. Saturday. When officers arrived they received additional information stating that a vehicle had struck and killed a person a few blocks away. 

Detectives responded to the scenes and are now investigating what led up to the incident. If you have any information in this case please call the tip line at 206-233-5000. 

- Sergeant John O'Neil
DUI Stop of Felony Suspect Leads to Narcotics, Firearm Arrest

Officers arrested an armed, suspected felon possessing drugs in Lake City Neighborhood.

Shortly after 4pm on Thursday, a person called 911 to report a man slumped over in a car in the 12300 block of 31st Avenue North East. Fire and arriving officers found a 24-year-old male in the drivers seat of a vehicle with open alcohol containers near him. Officers obtained a warrant and arrested the suspect for DUI. During the arrest, officers found a gun in the back seat along with narcotics.

Police arrested the suspect for a felony warrant, gun charges, DUI and drug charges.

- Public Affairs
Man Critically Injured in Pioneer Square Shooting

Detectives are investigating after a man was critically wounded in a shooting in the Pioneer Square neighborhood on Tuesday afternoon.

At 3:20 p.m., police responded to 3rd Avenue and Yesler Way for reports that a man had been shot. Arriving officers found a man with a gunshot wound and began first aid. Seattle Fire Department medics also responded and transported the 27-year-old victim to Harborview Medical Center in critical condition.

According to witnesses, the suspect fled the area in a vehicle prior to police arrival.

Homicide Detectives responded and will lead the ongoing investigation.

Anyone with information about this incident should call the Violent Crimes Tip Line at (206) 233-5000.

- Detective Valerie Carson
Officer Injured During Arrest of Warrant Suspect in North Seattle

Police arrested a warrant suspect after he caused a collision that injured an officer in North Seattle on Monday afternoon. 

At about 4:30 p.m., members of SPD’s Gun Violence Reduction Unit and members of the US Marshals Violent Offenders Task Force attempted to arrest a suspect with multiple felony warrants (for crimes including robbery, assault, harassment, and rendering criminal assistance) in the 12000 block of Aurora Avenue North. When officers drove up to the suspect as he sat in his parked car, he attempted to drive away, striking multiple police cars. One of the impacted cars spun into another car, pinning an officer who had stepped out. Seattle Fire Department medics transported the officer to Harborview Medical Center where he was treated for a broken leg.

The suspect tried to flee in his vehicle, but it was apparently disabled after the collisions, so he got out and fled on foot. Police quickly caught and arrested him up the block.

At the collision scene, officers found a gun in the suspect’s car, on the floorboard of the driver’s seat.

The 22-year-old suspect was transported to HMC via private ambulance to be checked for any possible injuries from the collisions, and police will book him into the King County Jail for his warrants when he is cleared from the hospital. Officers will also request additional charges for the collisions, the assault on the officer, and the gun found in the man’s car.

- Detective Valerie Carson
Man Stabbed Monday Morning in First Hill

Police are investigating after a man was stabbed multiple times Monday morning in First Hill.

At 10:22 a.m. police and firefighters responded to 7th Avenue and James Street for reports of a man bleeding from his stomach. Firefighters treated the 22-year-old victim for multiple stab wounds to his torso and leg and transported him to Harborview Medical Center in serious condition.  

Witnesses told police a male suspect attempted to rob the victim before stabbing him and then fleeing the area on foot. Officers searched the area but did not find the man.

Detectives will continue to investigate this incident. Anyone with information should contact SPD’s Violent Crimes Tip Line at (206) 233-5000.

- Public Affairs
Police Seize Fentanyl, Guns, and Cash in Arrests of North Seattle Dealers

Police arrested two narcotics traffickers in North Seattle last week and seized large quantities of fentanyl, heroin, and 14 firearms.

On September 22nd, SPD Narcotics investigators, working with Homeland Security, served a warrant on the home of a suspected dealer in the 600 block of NW 58th Street.

Officers arrested the man, searched his home, a vehicle and a storage unit and recovered

Three pounds of fentanyl powder21,000 fentanyl pillsa half-pound of heroin23 grams of cocaine14 grams of methamphetamine$47,000 in cashBody armor and ammunition.Two shotguns, five rifles, and seven handguns, including a ghost gun. Two of the firearms were reported stolen

As part of the operation, police were able to contact a second drug trafficker in the area and arrested him. After seizing his vehicle, officers recovered 2.5 pounds of fentanyl powder, 9,000 fentanyl pills, 2.3 ounces of meth and over $2,300 in cash.

Police booked both men into the King County Jail.

- Detective Valerie Carson
Man Injured in University District Shooting Friday Afternoon

Police are investigating after a man with a gunshot wound rode a bicycle to a hospital in the University District on Friday afternoon.

Just after 1:00 p.m., police were called to the 4700 block of 7th Avenue Northeast for reports that a man had just shot a gun in an alley. Officers responded and found blood in the alley, but no victim. A witness reported the suspect had fled on foot after firing multiple shots.

About 20 minutes later, a man with a gunshot wound arrived at a nearby hospital via bicycle. The 35-year-old man was immediately treated for his injuries.

Detectives will continue to investigate this incident. Anyone with information about this shooting should call the Violent Crimes Tip Line at (206) 233-5000.

- Detective Valerie Carson
Detectives Investigating Thursday Afternoon Homicide in CID

Detectives are investigating after a man was shot and killed in the Chinatown-International District on Thursday afternoon. 

Just after 2:00 p.m., police responded to the intersection of 13th Avenue South and South Lane Street for reports that someone had been shot. Arriving officers found a man with a gunshot wound and attempted life saving measures, but Seattle Fire Department medics declared the man deceased at the scene.

Members of SPD’s Crime Scene Investigation Unit responded to process the scene for evidence. 

Homicide Detectives also responded and will lead the ongoing investigation.

Anyone with information about this incident should call the Violent Crimes Tip Line at (206) 233-5000.

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- Larry Noodles
Slumlord Hires Hit Man To “Cap” His Attorney
Attorney Mark Young Slumlord Arthur Aslanian

Los Angeles real estate developer and slumlord Arthur Raffy Aslanian attempted to hire a local gang member to kill his Santa Clarita bankruptcy lawyer Mark Young. Aslanian gave instructions that the murder should look like a “burglary gone wrong, road rage incident, or just cap the dude.” Aslanian didn’t want to pay Young $250K in attorneys fees on a case Young handled for Aslanian. Aslanian also attempted to hire the same hit man to murder a wealthy Persian Jewish businessman named Shabnam Elyaszadeh, who lives in a $3.7 million mansion in Brentwood CA. Elyaszadeh’s company Stonehaven LLC, and his partner Shaoul Levy obtained a $2.9 million judgment against Aslanian. Aslanian had already paid Elyaszadeh $600K towards the judgment. In order to cover his tracks Aslanian used one of his workers, ie., Sesar Rivera, to hire a gang member to carry out the hit and work out the details. Aslanian was going to pay the hit man ten grand for each hit.

Aslanian’s plans were foiled when the hit man, ie., a “confidential witness” (CW) ratted Aslanian out to the Feds. According to the Feds, “The CW is working with law enforcement in hopes of receiving favorable consideration in connection with an ongoing criminal case. The CW is a self-professed gang member and has previous convictions for assault, felon in possession of a firearm, possession of a weapon in prison, burglary, robbery, evasion, and assault with a deadly weapon.”

After the confidential witness reported Aslanian to the Feds the Feds moved in on Aslanian’s employee Sesar Rivera, who was working with the hit man. Rivera wore a wire and met with Aslanian and showed Aslanian a fake picture of the murdered Elyaszadeh. Aslanian looked at the photo and told Rivera, “that’s him, man, that’s him.” Aslanian then told Rivera to “fucking shred the picture.”

Aslanian almost backed out of the murder when he got spooked when the CW brought in an undercover ATF agent to help him with the hit. CW told Aslanian that undercover agent was his “homie” and that his homie “frequents Sonora and hangs with Sicarios,” ie., Mexican hired assassins. Aslanian felt that the undercover agent was “sketchy” and delayed the murders for two months. Aslanian also needed time to obtain laundered money to pay the hit man. Aslanian didn’t want his fingerprints on the cash.

Aslanian told Rivera that Elyaszadeh was “fucking with him,” and that Elyaszadeh’s mother was living in one of Aslanian’s properties and didn’t want to leave. Aslanian had been in a legal battle with Elyaszadeh and told Rivera that he was “tired of that motherfucker” and “wished something would happen to that fucker.” Aslanian further stated that he wanted Rivera to “get rid of” this person.

Rivera got the impression that Aslanian didn’t want to have Attorney Mark Young whacked, but rather he wanted Mark Young to be threatened so that Mark Young wouldn’t pursue the attorneys fees that Aslanian owed him. Rivera told the Feds that Aslanian told him to “to focus on Elyaszadeh because he was a “prick.” Rivera indicated that Aslanian wanted Elyaszadeh killed because Aslanian thought that Elyaszadeh was a “piece of shit” and a “no good motherfucker” who “probably deserves it.”

Aslanian is currently locked up in the Metropolitan Detention Center in Los Angeles. He will not be getting out anytime soon, it is highly doubtful that the Judge will allow him to post a bond. Sesar Rivera was also indicted but he was released on a $20K bond signed by Carolina Mata who guaranteed the bond should Sesar skip town.

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- Larry Noodles
Avi Hack Moves To Baltimore

82 year old pedophile Rabbi Daniel Greer is currently sitting in the MacDougall Walker Connecticut State prison located in Suffield CT. Greer’s earliest release date is listed as 5/6/32. MacDougall recently allowed in person visits at the prison, so I would assume that Mrs. Greer is making frequent trips up to Suffield, CT, to visit her husband. She is the only family member who has stood by his side, although Ezi Greer was spotted driving him to court when he was out for COVID and Chana Greer has been getting paid by the Greer non profits. EM is suing the Greer non profits to pierce their corporate veils, and has recently filed a motion for contempt for the following transfers made out of the non profits, which appear to violate court orders: payroll billing expenses for or related to Sarah Greer (“S. Greer”) totaling $252,125.40,1 medical benefits presumably for Sarah Greer of at least $1,154.32, and $683.77 to Hannah Greer, attorneys’ fees in the amount of $35,301.38 to Attorney Jeffrey Sklarz, the current President of the New Haven Jewish Community Center. Its not clear what work Chana Greer has been doing for the Greer non profits, although she does have a law degree.

Greer recently filed a number of motions in criminal court in an attempt to get his conviction overturned. Greer had Avi Hack voluntarily appear at one of his hearings in support of his motion. Avi Hack testified that Greer’s relationship with victim EM could not have started before EM turned 16. Greer was ultimately convicted of four counts of risk of injury to a minor. Greer’s rape charges got dismissed due to the State’s Attorney’s Office failure to file the correct charges at the beginning of the case. If Greer can prove that EM was not a minor at the time he was accused of having a relationship with EM then the risk of injury to a minor charges should also be dismissed and Greer should go home a free man.

Avi Hack was molested by Greer when he was 16, and his relationship continued with Greer until Avi got married at 28. Avi testified against Greer in the civil molestation trial which resulted in a $20 million verdict against Greer, which EM is still trying to collect. Avi’s testimony was conducted via videotape and Avi purposefully avoided the marshal who was looking to subpoena Avi to appear at trial. Avi also avoided the marshal who was trying to serve Avi with a subpoena to appear at Greer’s criminal trial. Avi’s videotape testimony was never shown to the jury at Greer’s criminal trial. The only evidence offered by the State against Greer in the criminal trial was the testimony of EM and RS, who testified that Greer tried to French kiss him when he was a student at the Greer yeshiva.

Avi Hack testified at the recent Greer hearing that he lived in Rhode Island. I checked the land records of Providence RI, and Avi still owns his house in Rhode Island. I checked the faculty listing of teachers at the Jorge Alvarez High School, in Rhode Island, and Avi Hack is no longer listed as a teacher in Rhode Island. Avi Hack does not appear to be listed on the website of Ohawe Sholam shul of Pawtucket, Rhode Island, where he served as Rabbi. My sources have reported to me that Avi Hack moved to Baltimore. My sources have also reported that it is not clear if Avi’s family followed him to Baltimore.

Baltimore is very frum friendly. Many religious Jews have been moving to Baltimore to take advantage of private school vouchers, which allow Jewish kids to attend religious schools for free. New York and Baltimore offer the best benefits to make it affordable to live a religious lifestyle, which means to strictly follow the commandment to be fruitful and multiply. The New York Times reported that religious institutions have received over a billion dollars in benefits from the State of New York of the last ten years. Be fruitful and multiply the voting block. New York politicians are not looking to bus religious Jews to other States, but I do expect Mayor Adams to start a condemnation proceeding against the New York Times building, and bus Times reporters to the State of Texas. MOSHIACH NOW!

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- Larry Noodles
Larry Noodles KIDNAPPED!!!!!

COLLive, The Yeshiva World, The Jerusalem Post, the Yale Daily, and the New Haven Independent have just reported that Larry Noodles has been kidnapped. Larry Noodles was last seen learning the English alphabet and addition & subtraction at a local New Haven yeshiva which recently instituted a rigorous secular studies program to help ignoramuses like Larry Noodles adjust to the outside world after having been raised in a Jewish shtetl. The FBI has compiled a list of persons, and animals suspected of kidnapping the infamous Noodles. At the top of the list is a Rabbi / Goat named Daniel Greer. The New Haven Police have identified goat hoof footprints at Edgewood Park. Next on the list is a group of former Otisville inmates from the Ukraine who suspected Noodles of ratting them out to the prison guards for stealing chicken from the Otisville warehouse walk in freezer. After the Russian inmates is a 78 year old Jewish mob boss from Otisville, who could never be a made guy because of Mafia religious discrimination, whose nickname is “Neighborhood Mitch.” Mitch suspected Noodles of spreading rumors in Otisville that Mitch was “a rat.” After Mitch is a 89 year old Satmar arsonist named Naftuli Schlesinger. Naftuli got mad at Noodles in Otisville for not providing Naftuli with fresh tomatoes every day. Noodles is currently being held hostage. The criminals holding Noodles hostage have demanded the sum of $10 million for the safe return of Noodles, less one body part, ie., his noodle. Noodles’ last will and testament appointed Lawrence Dressler to be his executor, administrator and guardian of the vast Noodles estate, which includes Noodles’ articles about the Goat, some Noodles t-shirts and Noodles memes made by a Doctor who works at a State psychiatric hospital for the criminally insane in Detroit. If you would like to contribute money towards the $10 million ransom to free the Noodles please send your money via CashApp, Venmo, Zelle and PayPal to 2037108137 / LawrenceDressler. If you would like to find out the latest news about the efforts to free Mr. Noodles please go to this website:

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- Larry Noodles
Tischler’s Legal Dream Team

I was locked up with Heshy Tischler in Otisville Federal Prison back in 2014. Heshy was doing time for immigration fraud. Heshy and his co-conspirators made hundreds of thousands of dollars off of rich foreigners eager to live the American dream. Heshy and his partners in crime forged documents, faked employment, arranged phony marriages and bribed immigration officials to get green cards approved. In Otisville Heshy boasted about prominent Jews from foreign countries whom he helped get citizenship.

Heshy recently got himself into hot water with the State of New York when he riled up a crowd of angry Brooklyn Hasidim against Hasidic reporter Jacob Kornbluh. Kornbluh was reporting his fellow Jews to the authorities for failing to wear masks. Heshy lit a pile of masks on fire while his Hasidic followers cheered.

Heshy has been operating a weekly radio show since he got out of Federal prison for the last several years. Heshy’s radio show is small time. Heshy also has been reporting about local news in Boro Park for the last few years. He was a one man operation. He had a local following among the Hasidim. He made a few bucks from his radio show from local businesses who advertised on his show.

Heshy and his crowd of angry Hasidim surrounded Kornbluh. They backed him up into a wall while they yelled “RAT!” “SNITCH!” “MOSSER!” Kornbluh reported Heshy to the police. The cops planned to arrest Heshy on Friday but since it was eve of the Sabbath and Simchas Torah, they waited until Sunday night to bust Heshy. Heshy stated that the cops told him that they were going to arrest him on Monday, not Sunday night. When the cops showed up at Heshy’s apartment Sunday night after the end of Simchas Torah, Heshy screamed at them for breaking their promise. You just can’t trust cops these days. Heshy had to spend a night in a jail cell. Big deal. Whether Heshy spent Sunday night or Monday night in jail, who cares? Heshy has already been to jail. Heshy knows the ropes. Heshy probably wanted to make a grand entrance into the police station on Monday surrounded by his crowd of Hasidim waving Trump signs. The cops denied Heshy this media frenzy opportunity. Heshy should sue. Heshy had the right to be arrested on his own terms, not terms dictated by the State authorities.

When Heshy got out of jail he was surrounded by his Jewish dream team of frummie lawyers. Heshy hired the self described religious “pink Barbie girl” attorneys Sara Shulevitz 40, and Mindy Meyer, 26. Sara and Mindy do fashion shows when they are not defending the miscreants of society. Sara recently married a Chassidisha guy in a shtreimel. Mindy is still single. You can find Mindy’s profile on JDate, Frumster, LostYouAtSinai, and Tinder. Sara graduated from Fordham Law while Mindy graduated from Touro. I guess Heshy couldn’t afford to hire big shot attorney Ben Braffman, who is the lawyer of choice for wealthy Jews who get in trouble. I knew a guy in Otisville who paid Braffman a one million dollar retainer.

CORRECTION: Mindy Meyer is no longer single. She married a guy named Kessner and sired a child. Her instagram name is @prettylittlelawyers I apologize for the fake news. My research team was fed false information by Bernie Sanders, who was provided with a laptop that was stolen from Rudolph Guiliani by Russian agents working for Hunter Biden. If you wish to send Mindy a wedding gift I believe her registry has expired but you can mail cash to my office and I will send it to me. I accept cash through the mail. If you wish to send her a baby gift you can double your wedding gift and add that to your envelope.

Heshy rounded out his legal team with 54 year old Brooklyn attorney Abraham Hoschander. Abraham graduated from Brooklyn Law. Abraham is a Young Israel guy. Abraham hasn’t had any big cases. Abraham doesn’t even have a website. But Abraham wears a mask, unlike Heshy, who burns masks. Abraham wears two masks when he is near Heshy.

Heshy was charged with four misdemeanors, ie., inciting a riot, false imprisonment, menacement and harassment. Is menacement a word? Heshy probably won’t do a day in jail. In the meantime Heshy started a GoFundMePage. Heshy already raised $13K. Getting arrested was the best thing to happen to Heshy. Heshy, with a giant smile on his face, has taken to the airwaves to attack Governor Cuomo and Mayor DiBlasio. Heshy said he has asked Donald Trump to intervene and protect him against the evil Democrats in New York. Governor Cuomo accused Trump of inciting Heshy and his Hasidim against Cuomo. Trump retweeted a post calling Mayor DeBlasio an “an anti-Semite thug piece of s**t rounding up the Jews.” Bonfire of the Insanities!

Heshy ordered his Hasidic followers to protest in front of Kornbluh’s apartment on the night Heshy was arrested. A crowd of a hundred or so Hasidim surrounded Kornbluh’s apartment and yelled “Snitch!” “Rat!” “Mosser!” Kornbluh’s apartment was guarded by a wall of armed New York City Police officers wearing masks. Most of Heshy’s supporters didn’t wear masks.

Heshy is going to milk his arrest for every penny he can get. Heshy’s case won’t get to court for years. Heshy’s followers will harass the jurors if it ever goes to trial. Heshy could care less if he had to sit in jail for a year. Heshy will have plenty of money in his commissary account. Heshy could live like a king in Rikers.

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Otisville Grad Leads Brooklyn Protests

One of the first guys I met in Otisville prison was Boro Park resident Heshy Tishler. Heshy was loud and outspoken. Heshy wasn’t very popular with the other inmates. Heshy had a few friends who were impressed with his rants. But in private Heshy is cool and rational. Heshy liked to make a scene in public. Heshy craved the attention. I guess you could best describe Heshy as a mini Trump.

When you first arrive in Otisville the guards take off your shoes and give you a pair of prison issued rubber flip flops. You have to buy shoes on the overpriced commissary. Heshy saw that I was shoeless so he gave me a pair of sneakers. Heshy made sure that the other inmates knew that he welcomed me with a pair of sneakers. I was very grateful and told the other inmates what a great guy Heshy was. Most inmates rolled their eyes. One inmate told me that Heshy fished the sneakers out of the garbage bin.

After I got out of prison Heshy invited me to talk on his radio show. It was a set up. Heshy had an Otisville inmate call into his radio show from Otisville. The inmate, whom I knew from Otisville, ranted at me about my blog. I wished the inmate well and told him that I felt bad that he was still stuck in Otisville. I told Heshy that I had nothing against this inmate and I hoped he got out of Otisville soon. Heshy laughed and moved on. Heshy took me out for dinner in Brooklyn and we had a few laughs.

Heshy was part of a huge immigration fraud conspiracy ring run by shady New York immigration lawyers. They were paid tens of thousands of dollars to submit false immigration documents to obtain green cards. They submitted paperwork showing that the green card applicant worked for phantom companies. They bribed government employees who worked for the INS. They set up phony marriages with American girls.

Heshy did less than a year in Otisville. I’m not sure if Heshy was on the top of the criminal conspiracy or at the bottom. Most guys in his conspiracy didn’t do much time, other than attorney Earl David, who ran the 10 year conspiracy from his law office on Wall Street. The Feds made an example of Earl. After Heshy checked out of Otisville, Earl checked in. It was a revolving door. Heshy was the goofy Donald duck while Earl was the Rainman. Earl was a Biblical encyclopedia. Earl had every verse of the Bible, including the prophets, stored in his head. Earl wrote books on the gematria. Earl walked around Otisville all day writing notes and quoting verses from the Bible. The inmates Rabbis couldn’t keep up with Earl.

Heshy is running for Brooklyn City Council, a job that pays $150K a year, an honest living for a reformed criminal. In order to get media attention, and Hasidic votes, Heshy has been leading maskless “protests” against Mayor DiBlasio and Governor Cuomo in Boro Park. Heshy’ followers are all Hasidic Jews. Heshy is not Hasidic. Heshy speaks fluent English, unlike his followers who only speak Yinglish. Heshy can rant against the Mayor on their behalf.

Heshy’s recent rant has been against Hasidic Boro Park activist and political writer Jacob Kornbluh, who told Heshy to stop his maskless crowded antics in Boro Park. Heshy responded with a video this morning, taken inside a Jewish cemetery, as “a memory of all the Jews who were killed, all the Jews who were given away by kapos, this gentleman here, Jacob Kornbluh called me and texted me last night saying that we did bad things and that he will continue to rat me out to the Mayor, he calls the news people and told them to call the police on me, he sent me text messages telling me to stop or he will get me in trouble, Mr. Kornbluh, this rat, you understand where rats belong, I’m not threatening you, he’s a murderer, he put a lot of our people here in this cemetery, this kapo, this illegal alien from London, who illegally got his papers, he hates the Jewish community, when you see him tell him what Heshy said, this is what he has done to our people, this is where he wants to put our people, here in the cemetery, Mr. Kornbluh, you are a rat, a cockroach and a moser, Heshy Tishler here from the Just Enough from Heshy Show, watch my show, not you Kornbluh, not you DiBlasio, for sure not you Cuomo, thank you…” Heshy waved a picture of Kornbluh as he ranted.

Hundred to one odds that Heshy helped Kornbluh get his “illegal” American citizenship paperwork. Heshy should know.

Last night Heshy ranted in Crown Heights from a giant platform set up in front of 770. Heshy was surrounded by a crowd waving yellow Moshiach flags and chanting “We want Moshiach Now!” Heshy announced over his loudspeaker: “MOSHIACH WILL COME THIS YEAR… WE ARE NOT GOING TO CLOSE OUR SHULS ON SIMCHAS TORAH! I LOVE YOU, MAY HASHEM BLESS YOU! Can I get a front seat at 770…”

Heshy announced in his cemetery video that he is leading a protest tonight in Boro Park on 13th Avenue between 50th and 46th Street. May Hashem have mercy on Heshy’s soul.

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Mayor Ganim Going Down

Bridgeport Mayor Joe Ganim did 7 years in Federal prison after he was convicted by a jury back in 2003. After Ganim was released from prison he ran for Mayor in 2015. Ganim ran on a second chance platform. Ganim enlisted his Police buddy AJ Perez to campaign with him. Perez told voters that Ganim was a reformed criminal and deserved a second chance to control Bridgeport’s $571 billion budget.

Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me. Bridgeport voters are fools. They gave a guy who raped the City in 2003 a second chance to rape and pillage the City in 2015.

Ganim appointed AJ Perez to police chief after Perez cheated on the police chief test with the help of Ganim’s personnel director David Dunn. Perez and Dunn were just indicted by the Feds. Ganim is next on the Fed hit list. Ganim is going down.

Bridgeport City Hall was searched by the Feds about a year ago. The Feds ransacked City Hall. On September 8, 2020 City Hall was raided once again. On September 8th numerous Federal SUV black vehicles with tinted windows swarmed the City Hall Annex and proceeded to the second floor into the office of Ganim’s Chief of Staff Daniel Shamas. Two days later, on September 10, 2020, the Feds busted David Dunn and Police Chief AJ Perez. Last year Ganim gave his buddy Shamas a raise. Shamas earns about $140K a year.

The Feds have been investigating City Hall for almost two years. Ganim must have known about the investigation of Dunn and Perez. Perez blabbed his mouth off complaining about the Feds poking around the Police Department back in 2018 asking questions about his appointment.

Ganim hired criminal defense attorneys, paid for out of the coffers of the City of Bridgeport, to defend Ganim and other City officials in the Federal investigation. Ganim is being represented by J. Bruce Maffeo, a former US Attorney out of the Eastern District of New York who works out of Manhattan. Dan Shamas lawyered up with Kerry A. Lawrence, a former US Attorney out of the Southern District of New York. The City has paid over $600K in legal fees to criminal defense attorneys. That’s a hell of a lot of shekels to review search warrants and have a few conversations with Federal prosecutors. If Ganim is indicted his legal fee lifeline will be cut off. Ganim will have to pay for his own white collar defense attorneys, which could run into the hundreds of thousands of dollars.

Last year the Feds investigated a scrap metal scam at the Department of Public Facilities. Ganim’s buddy John Ricci ran that department. Last year Ganim bumped up Ricci’s salary to about $140K a year. Ricci resigned at the end of last year. Ricci is 76 years old. Ricci must have gotten a visit from FBI agents asking for his cooperation. I heard that Ricci is singing like a canary. I also heard that Dunn is also singing to the Feds. The first to drop the dime gets no time.

Ganim went to Federal prison for almost ten years for a massive kickback scam. Ganim and his former buddies Paul Pinto and Lennie Grimaldi shook down developers for hundreds of thousands of dollars. Grimaldi snitched out Ganim and did less than a year in the Big House. After Grimaldi got out of prison he started a local news website www.onlyinbridgeport.com. When Ganim goes down again Ganim will be a two time felon. Ganim would be facing 5 -10 years in the slammer.

I knew a few guys who were on their second tour of Otisville Federal prison doing 5-10 years. It was sad talking to these guys. They spent almost half their adult life behind bars. They didn’t learn their lesson the first time. They had families who came to visit them, some with young children. They probably figured that the odds of getting busted by the Feds twice was pretty slim in light of the rampant white collar crime that people get away with in this country, especially the wealthy. The Feds don’t have the resources to indict the one percent, who can afford to put up a huge legal battle.

Ganim should have known better. Ganim was the Mayor. Ganim knew that the Feds would be all over him if he screwed up again. Why would anyone risk going back to jail after having spent 7 years in the Big House, which led to a divorce and sporadic prison visits with his kids? I heard that after Ganim became Mayor he became a recluse. He didn’t come out of his office much. He was anti-social. A long stint in jail causes extreme depression, PTSD and other emotional disorders. Nobody recovers from such an experience.

The Dunn indictment states the following: “DUNN stated that the Mayor wanted PEREZ to be in the top three… DUNN’s input was incorporated, in part, in an October 30, 2018 op-ed by the Mayor defending the integrity of the City’s police chief selection process.” Read between the lines. The Dunn indictment does not bode well for Ganim. The walls are closing in. I’m sure this was not the first time Dunn fixed a test for a Ganim crony. Fixing the police chief exam is the ultimate in chutzpah! Dunn must have worked up to it. The Bridgeport Fire Chief appointed by Ganim was also a joke of an appointment. Another moron who was far less qualified than the other candidates.

When Dunn flips on Ganim it will be all over. Dunn knows where all the dead bodies are buried. Dunn worked under 4 administrations. Dunn must have a secret stash of evidence against the Mayor in case he ever got busted. Dunn’s insurance policy. Ironically, this was Dunn’s last crime before he was set to retire to Florida. You always get caught just before you are ready to retire from your life of crime. Ganim’s last meal before he self surrenders will be a bowl of pasta at Testo’s Restaurant.

According to Grimaldi’s website Ganim has nothing to worry about. This is what Grimaldi had to say about Ganim and Perez: “Perez remained loyal to Joe during his darkest days, even after testifying at the federal trial in 2003 that he picked up the $7,000 wine haul I purchased to share with Joe more than 20 years ago. For all the stuff that was involved in that case that’s the thing people remember most – the vino. Salute! When Joe returned he rewarded Perez’s loyalty by making him acting chief in early 2016. For me, once Joe did that he was even with the house. He owed him nothing. How does the investigative fallout impact Ganim criminally? Joe Ganim never told David Dunn to fix the process to wire Perez in the top 3. For some people it’s a logical conclusion that, based on the criminal complaint, Dunn can throw Ganim under the bus. He can’t give the feds that. Of course that’s not going to stop big brother from digging for something that can tie in Ganim, be it this case or something else. It’s the nature of the beast. The feds never go away.”

Grimaldi thinks he is back in the early 2000s hanging out at Japanese steak houses with the Ganim and Paul Pinto gang. Nobody cares about Grimaldi’s $7,000.00 cases of wine and $180 steaks anymore. Why does Grimaldi even mention it? Ganim making Perez the top cop did not make them “even with the house.” There is no honor among thieves. There is only back stabbing, greed and new conspiracies. Grimaldi, of all people, should know this. Grimaldi was just as greedy as Ganim back in 2003. Grimaldi stabbed Ganim in the back by ratting him out to the Feds in order to avoid jail. Ganim owed Perez nothing for Perez’ loyalty going back to 2003. Perez was probably kicking back Ganim money for a job he didn’t deserve. Perez was completely incompetent. Perez didn’t even know how to write his own resume. Grimaldi even admits that Perez was a nincompoop. The top cop job going to Perez was all business. This was an entirely new conspiracy. This was not pay back for 2003. Grimaldi is still drunk on French wine from 2003.

Why is Grimaldi going easy on Ganim? Does Grimaldi feel guilty that he ratted out Ganim, causing Ganim to spend 7 long years in Federal prison? Or is Grimaldi nostalgic for the good ‘ol days when he was chugging down $300 French bottles of wine with his old gang? Ah salute! Grimaldi now sits behind his little laptop blogging about the latest news in the City of Bridgeport while sipping bottles of Snapple. City Council meetings. The Town charter. Seaside Park. St. Mary’s by the Sea. Yawn, yawn.

“And now it’s all over. And that’s the hardest part. Today everything is different; there’s no action, I have to wait around like everyone else. Can’t even get decent food – right after I got here, I ordered some spaghetti with marinara sauce, and I got egg noodles and ketchup. I’m an average nobody I get to live the rest of my life like a schnook.” Henry Hill, Goodfellas.

What does Henry Hill have against egg lokshen?? “The Moshiach will arrive on a donkey eating a bowl of noodle kugel.” -Rabbi Noodles

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DeBlasio Buddy Rechnitz Out of COVIDVILLE

Jeremy Reichberg got released from Otisville on the Eve of Rosh Hashanah 5781 after having contracted COVID19. Jeremy was supposed to be released in January of 2023. Mordechai Samet, who was locked up for a total of 18 years, was supposed to be released from Otisville in August of 2024. They both danced out of Otisville singing Hava Negila. They will be greeted by cheering Hasidim and parades in Boro Park and Kiryas Yoel. They did their time like menschen. They didn’t rat anyone out. They almost died from COVID19 in Otisville. They risked their lives in COVIDVILLE prison by refusing to testify against their fellow Hebrew co-conspirators. Unlike Reichberg’s former buddy and co-conspirator Jona Rechnitz, who cooperated with the Feds and ratted out numerous Jews, as well as goyim. Its kosher to rat out a goy, but to rat out a fellow Jew? A HUGE sin!

At Reichberg’s sentencing Federal prosecutors excoriated Reichberg before Judge Woods: “On December 25, 2013, Reichberg and Rechnitz donned Santa Claus hats and drove to the homes of three of their cop targets. They provided the officer’s wife with diamond earrings, and provided the officers’ children with video game systems and coveted American Girl dolls.” Judge Woods hammered Reichberg with 48 months. Mayor DeBlasio was never indicted. Jona Reichnitz was hired by the Feds to rat out his co-conspirator Xmas elf Reichberg, along with numerous other politically powerful individuals. Jona only got hit with 5 months in a cushy California Club Fed. Jona was ordered to pay $19 million in restitution.

Federal prosecutors wrote to Jona’s sentencing Judge religious Jew Alvin Hellerstein the following: “When the Government so moves at the Reichnitz sentencing proceeding, it will do so with particular enthusiasm. Since making the determination to cooperate fully with the Government in the spring of 2016, Rechnitz has been, without exaggeration, one of the single most important and prolific white collar cooperating witnesses in the recent history of the Southern District of New York. By every metric by which one measures a cooperating witness, Rechnitz has been both extraordinary and exemplary. His assistance has been of extraordinary value.”

Federal prosecutors recommended that Rechnitz be rewarded for his cooperation, but were vague about whether they wanted Rechnitz to go to jail. They left it in the hands of Judge Hellerstein: “The Government respectfully submits that a just punishment, in this case, should reflect Rechnitz’s extraordinary cooperation. That there is salvation in attempting to turn things around and committing to set things right. And that when people make that decision to cooperate, plead guilty willingly and early, and embark upon a path of redemption, when they both perform extraordinarily in doing so. This is a message that will encourage rather than dissuade the next potential cooperating witness, and consequently, enable just and right outcomes in cases well beyond even the scope of Jona Rechnitz’s cooperation. It is a message that will send ripples well beyond the world affected by his admittedly serious crimes. And, crucially, it is a message that can only be sent in this case – in which Rechnitz’s cooperation has been highly visible, its fruits have been meaningful, and its caliber has been nothing short of historic.”

Jona Rechnitz’ attorney Alan Levine argued to Judge Hellerstein that Jona shouldn’t get any jail time for his crimes. Levine argued the following: “Combining the eighty days of proffers and prep sessions, and the nineteen days of testimony, Jona spent approximately 100 days out of the roughly two and a half years between May 9, 2016, and December 31, 2018, carrying out his responsibilities as a cooperator: more than one day out of ten. The raw time that Jona spent with the Government and testifying is only part of the story. To escape shunning and harassment that he received in New York as a result of his outing as a cooperating witness, Jona moved to Los Angeles.” Hellerstein is the same Judge who sprung Trump’s rat Michael Cohen after the Feds tried to lock up Cohen in solitary in Otisville COVIDVILLE after Cohen was spotted dining at a fancy French restaurant on the Upper East Side.

In Jona’s sentencing memo Attorney Levine tried to elicit sympathy from Judge Hellerstein by compiling a list of “Injuries Jona Suffered Resulting From His Assistance.”

Injury Number 1: “The New York Post wrote about Jona more than two hundred times, and repeatedly denigrating Jona’s decision to cooperate by labelling him a “rat” and a “snitch.”

Injury Number 2: “A second consequence of Jona’s cooperation has been his expulsion from his Upper West Side Jewish community. Jona was forbidden from being called up to the Torah and was asked to step
down from organizations he had helped build and support. He went from being the most sought after guest to being literally shunned and even yelled at by acquaintances.”

Injury Number 3: “There were threats and private investigators as well as threatening voice messages, windows were smashed at Jona’s home, windows were smashed in Jona’s car several times, people followed Jona and sat outside of his home in Los Angeles for periods of time. These incidents were instigated by supporters of Huberfeld, and were intended to deter Jona from testifying at the upcoming trial; accordingly, Jona reported the incidents to the FBI. The Government has confirmed that Jona’s suspicion was correct: the FBI verified, among other things, that the vehicle that had shadowed Jona’s residence was owned by persons with connections to Huberfeld.”

Injury Number 4: “Jona’s whole family and social circle have felt the effects of this ostracism and intimidation. Jona’s wife has been shunned, his kids have been looked down upon. There were many venomous remarks and some have spat at Jona’s parents. Jona’s wife had to avoid many people, they talked behind her back. Jona’s brother Jared still lives in New York, and has been affected terribly. He has had difficulty dating, as people were very quick to approach whoever Jared was dating at the time, or her parents, and let them know what a horrible person Jona was, or that they should stay away from Jona’s family.”

Injury Number 5: “Huberfeld’s supporters were members of Jona’s own social circle on the Upper West Side, many of whom he recognized. During Jonas testimony, they audibly reacted to his answers, requiring
Judge Carter to repeatedly admonish the gallery to quiet down. The audience’s show of support for Huberfeld was intended to intimidate Jona and make him reconsider his decision to cooperate. The audience was even more hostile during the Reichberg trial. Supporters packed the
courtroom, holding up signs depicting a Rabbi in an effort to intimidate Jona. Early in Jona’s testimony, the Court agreed to allow Jona to take his breaks in the robing room, after audience members made a point of crowding him and staring him down each time he walked to the back of the courtroom. At another point during his testimony, a member of the audience mouthed the word “liar” to Jona repeatedly. Huberfeld and Reichberg spread the word in the community that no one is allowed
to go to court to support Mr. Jona. When Ari came to the courtroom to support Jona, friends of Reichberg harassed Ari with great hostility in front of the FBI agents. Ari tried to get one former friend of Jona’s to come to court to support Jona, but he declined, saying that he was ‘too
scared from the community, and his kids won’t be able to get married with community members.'”

Attorney Levine concluded his beg for mercy memo to Judge Hellerstein with the following: “Jona and his wife Rachel’s weekly Sabbath table was filled with guests who may not have been invited out, were forgotten about, or were alone including widows, orphans, divorcees, people new to the community, foreigners, and just people who were in need.” Do you think Jona and Rachel would invite a lowly criminal in need like myself to one of their Sabbath dinners? FUHGETABOUTIT! No noodle kugel for Larry Noodles.

Even though Jona is a rat, and I am not a fan of rats, I almost feel bad for what Jona and his family endured. Jona’s brother Jared couldn’t get a date on the Upper West Side because of Jona. I think the failure of Jared to get a date had nothing to do with Jona. Have you see a picture of Jared? Jared eventually got a date and got married. Jared posted wedding pictures on Facebook six days after Attorney Levine argued to Judge Hellerstein that Jared couldn’t get a date. Jared’s one year wedding anniversary is next month. I should send him a card.

I haven’t figured out what rabbi’s picture was on the sign that was held up in the court gallery to order to intimidate Jona. I suspect it was Rabbi Corleone but I need further verification. The pics below are of Jared Rechnitz, who couldn’t get a date because of Jona.

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Mordechai Samet Released From Otisville

Mordechai Samet is an Israeli Satmar who got sentenced to 27 years for a $4 million fraud. Samet’s family resides in Kiryas Yoel. Samet was locked up in the Otisville medium for the last several years. Samet was locked up for a total of 18 years. Since Samet was not a US citizen he was under a detainer from the ICE (Immigration and Customs Enforcement). His detainer made him ineligible for early compassionate release under the First Step Act.

Politically connected Rabbi Moshe Margaretten raised money and lobbied to get the First Step Act passed by the Donald. Margaretten recently lobbied the Donald and other politicians to get the ICE detainer lifted for Samet. Margaretten felt that Samet had been on ice for too long in Otisville. Samet’s detainer was lifted early this year.

On January 27, 2020, just before COVID19 AKA “The King Kong China Virus” invaded Gotham, Samet filed a motion for compassionate release under the First Step Act. Federal Judge Coleen McMahon denied Samet’s motion on April 9th, 2020, at the height of the Kung Fu virus, and issued the following order: “the motion is denied for failure to fully exhaust all administrative rights. Samet undoubtedly exhausted his administrative remedies, but it appears that the Warden denied Samet’s petition long before the COVID-19 pandemic began, which means that there was no live administrative petition at any point during the pandemic and so no opportunity for the Bureau of Prisons to consider the impact of COVID on Samet’s situation.”

Judge McMahon gave Samet the right to refile his compassionate release with the Otisville Warden. By some miracle the Warden granted Samet’s request to leave Otisville five years early. Samet was released from the medium this morning. A Rosh Hashana miracle! Rabbi Margaretten probably put political pressure put on the Otisville Warden to get Samet out, or he made him an offer he couldn’t refuse. Don’t mess with the Satmars. The Satmars make La Cosa Nostra look like choir boys.

Every inmate who gets released from Otisville is driven to the bottom of Two Mile Road, the Federal road that leads up to Otisville prison facility. At the bottom of Two Mile Road there is a gas station / convenience store. Every inmate stops in there to use a private bathroom, change out of prison clothing, purchase a cold drink and chill out. I will never forget the day I entered that market. I never realized how institutionalized I had become until I walked into that market as a free man. The picture above is of Samet at the Otisville gas station. There is a YouTube video of Sholom Rubashkin dancing at the Otisville gas station, with other men, no mixed dancing, after Rubashkin was released by the Donald from Otisville. See link.

Samet sued the Bureau of Prisons back in 2008 because he claimed he should be allowed a proper place of worship. In 2008 the Otisville medium required inmates to pray in their jail cells. Each jail cell contains an open toilet and a steel bed with a thin mattress. Samet claimed in his lawsuit that he cannot pray in his little cell with an open toilet. The Bureau of Prisons agreed to designate a separate room for prayer services. Samet’s lawsuit paved the way for additional religious freedoms., which were recently taken away from Jewish inmates when the Kung Fu virus hit. Otisville is now rated at the bottom of USA Today’s rankings of Club Fed prisons for white collar Jewish criminals.

Otisville Inmate Shalom Weiss is now the biggest name religious Jew who is currently locked up in the medium. Weiss is a Satmar from Brooklyn who got 835 years for a $125 million fraud. Weiss had fled the country after his conviction at trial and went on the lam, partying all over Europe. He was picked up a year later in Austria. He was probably ratted out by one of the strippers or prostitutes that he was known to patronize. Austria agreed to extradite Weiss to the United States on the condition that the US grant him a new sentencing hearing and that his sentence would be similar to his co-defendants. Weiss’ co-defendants all cooperated with the Feds and got less than 13 years. At the appeal the Judge knocked 10 years off his 845 year sentence. The government of Austria tried to get Trump to commute his sentence because the US reneged on their agreement to grant Weiss a full re-sentencing hearing. The Donald hasn’t done much for Weiss. Weiss needs to hire Larry Noodles to lobby the Donald.

Weiss paid his $125 million restitution order in full. The Feds didn’t care about the money. Its not about the money. Its about respect! Don’t make the same mistake as Weiss. Don’t piss off the Federal government. Don’t get caught in the middle of a lap dance on the lam or you will be in a major jam.

To all the Jewish readers out there: Shanah tovah um’tukah

May you have a good and sweet new year.

L’shanah tovah tikateivu v’teichateimu

May you be inscribed and sealed for blessing in the Book of Life

To all the Muslim readers out there: Rock the United Emerites / Israeli Embassy Kung Fu Kasbah!

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The Accountant Of The Nightmare On Elm Street

Matthew Reineke is a member of the Board of “Rabbi” Pedophile Greer’s non profits. Matthew is also a CPA who prepares tax returns for the Goat’s non profits. Matthew works for Whitten, Horton & Gibney out of Orange, CT. Matthew signed the Goat’s 990s that were filed with the IRS. Whitten, Horton & Gibney does not sound like a Jewish accounting firm. Why would Rabbi Goat hire the goyim to count his money when there are so many Jewish accountants to choose from? Does the Goat not trust his fellow brethren to count his money? And why would the Goat hire a CPA who looks like he was just released from prison? Goats of a feather flock together.

The Goat’s underlings recently submitted Connecticut Neighborhood Assistance Act forms to the City of New Haven for approval. The pencil pushers in New Haven City Hall approved the Goat’s forms without even realizing that the Goat was the madman who ran Edgewood Corners, the Yeshiva of New Haven, FOH, Inc., and Edgewood Elm Housing. The Neighborhood Assistance Act allows donors to the Goat’s non profits to get a dollar for dollar Connecticut tax break. Donors gave the convicted Goat hundreds of thousands of dollars.

Brown & Brown of Connecticut Inc gave $145,714.24 to Edgewood Corners, Inc.,QBE Insurance Company gave $121,428.53 to Yedidei Hagan, Inc; General Casualty Company of Wisconsin gave $97,142.83 to Edgewood Village, Inc.; Praetorian Insurance Company gave $48,571.41 to Edgewood Elm Housing, Inc.; Boscov’s Inc., gave $48,571.41 to Edgewood Elm Housing, Inc.; Southern Connecticut Gas Company gave $14,571.42 to Edgewood Elm Housing, Inc. Who runs these companies? Larry, Moe and Curley? Are they aware that the Goat is a convicted pedophile?

The Goat’s Neighborhood Assistance Act applications stated that the money was used by the Goat’s non profits for “insulation, upgrading of heating systems, energy efficient replacement windows, air conditioning units, repair of siding, electrical upgrades, new furnaces, thermopane replacement windows, star energy installations, new lighting fixtures, new furnaces, and energy efficient windows and glass panes.” Yeah right! That money went right into the Goat’s back pocket.

The 990 forms prepared by Matthew Reineke and attached to the Goat’s NAA applications show that the net assets of the Goat’s non profits total more than seven million dollars. The 990 tax form for the Yeshiva of New Haven states that it functions to “educate and promote the Jewish and general education of the public.” The Yeshiva of New Haven has been shut down for years, yet CPA Reineke submitted a 990 tax form in 2019 that failed to mention that the Yeshiva of New Haven had a judgment against it in the amount of $20 million for child rape committed by Headmaster Goat.

Rabbi J. David Bleich of East 77th Street in Manhattan is still listed as a member of the Board of the Yeshiva of New Haven. What a putz!

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Although one is permitted to agitate a wicked person while the wicked person is alive, once the wicked person is dead one should offer the dead person a respectable burial.

“The hand of G-d lay heavy upon the the crooks, the politicians, and the infidels, and He wrought havoc among them: He struck them with hemorrhoids.” I Samuel 5-6

Rav Abele, the dayan of Vilna, said “The Sages tell us that most people are guilty of theft and everyone is guilty of loshon hora”

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Feds Bust Top Cops In Bridgeport CT
Captain Mark Straubel snitched out Chief of Police AJ Perez to the FedsMayor Ganim, who did 7 years in Fed prison, appointed his former driver Officer Perez as Chief of PoliceDir. of Personnel David Dunn rigged the Police Chief exam to guarantee Perez would score highPolice Chief AJ Perez and David Dunn were both busted for rigging the police chief test to guarantee that Perez scored high. They were also charged with lying to Federal agents who investigated their crime

The most corrupt City in the State of Corrupticut is Waterbury. Most Mayors of Waterbury eventually end up in Federal prison. The second most corrupt City in Corrupticut is Bridgeport. Bridgeport Mayor Joe Ganim did 7 years in Federal prison after he was convicted by a jury back in 2003 for racketeering, extortion, conspiracy, bribery, mail fraud and filing a false tax return. I watched Ganim testify at his criminal trial. It was comical watching Ganim try to endear himself to the jury by cracking jokes and try to explain how his mother gave him ten thousand dollars in cash which the Feds found in his sock drawer.

After Ganim got out of jail he went into “prison consulting” and tried to get his law license restored so he could practice law with his father and brothers in the family law business. The local Bridgeport bar allowed Ganim to practice law. The law regulators in Hartford appealed. The Connecticut Supreme Court found that Ganim was not morally fit to practice law. Ganim was qualified to go into politics. The Connecticut bar could not prevent Ganim from running for mayor of Bridgeport. Ganim won the election and has held onto his job for a couple of terms.

Police Chief AJ Perez was Mayor Ganim’s personal driver before Ganim went to jail in 2003. In 2015 when Ganim ran for Mayor, Police Captain AJ Perez vouched for Ganim to voters who were concerned that a felon should not run Bridgeport. Bridgeport voters gave Ganim a second chance and elected him Mayor. Ganim’s victory party was held at long time Democratic political boss Mario Testa’s restaurant on Madison Avenue. Mario cooks a mean ziti and serves Bridgeport with a new mayor every ten years.

In 2016 Mayor Ganim appointed his buddy AJ Perez as acting Police Chief while Bridgeport conducted a national search for a permanent chief. In 2018 the Director of Personnel David Dunn hired an outside consulting company to administer exams to applicants. Dunn and Perez employed two Bridgeport cops, described as “Officer-1” and “Officer-2” in the Federal indictment, to help Perez cheat on the exam. Officer-1 must be former Police Captain Mark Straubel. The Feds describe Officer-1 as an officer who resigned in August of 2018 for sending racist text messages. Straubel resigned at this time for writing the following messages: “I asked a Black officer if he had seen Planet of the Apes. He said…yes. I asked him if it made him homesick…” In another text Straubel stated that he hated African-Americans, hoped for a race war, complained about having to march in a parade that involved mostly black people, and used a racist term to describe the event.

On July 29, 2018 Officer Straubel secretly recorded incriminating conversations he had with AJ Perez on his cell phone. On July 30, 2018 Officer Straubel went to the FBI with his cell phone and dropped a dime on Perez. On August 1, 2018 Officer Straubel wore an FBI issued wire in his underwear and secretly recorded his conversations with AJ Perez. Straubel was officially a snitch and helped build a case against Perez.

AJ Perez took the police captain test and got one of the top scores. Ganim was allowed to pick from any of the top three scoring candidates. Dunn changed the rules to allow a high school graduate to qualify. Perez only has a high school diploma. Ganim appointed AJ Perez as Chief of Police in 2018 over top scoring Black candidate Roderick Porter. Porter ended up suing the City of Bridgeport over Staubel’s racist text messages. Porter claimed that the City improperly dropped the investigation after Staubel resigned. Black lives don’t matter in Bridgeport.

It only took the Feds two years to prepare their case against Perez and Dunn. The Feds had more important cases to work on, such as COVID19 scams. The Feds indicted Perez and Dunn yesterday. They both posted bond and are out on the streets. I doubt they will show up to work tomorrow.

Straubel and “Officer-2” snitched out AJ Perez and David Dunn to the Feds. AJ and Dunn had no idea that Straubel and Officer-2 were rats. The Feds asked to meet with AJ and Dunn. AJ and his attorney sat down with the Feds and answered questions. Dunn also sat down with the Feds to answer questions. They both lied through their teeth. The lesson to be learned from this is NEVER agree to meet with the Feds to give a statement. If the Feds want to ask you questions they can ask you at trial. You will never outsmart the Feds. Dunn and AJ Perez should sue their putz attorneys for allowing them to rat themselves out to Federal prosecutors.

The Feds are going to put the squeeze on Dunn and Perez and try to convince them to cooperate and implicate Mayor Ganim and whoever else was involved. There are other ongoing Federal investigations of corruption in the City of Bridgeport, in particular the public works department. The Feds served City Hall with search warrants and subpoenas a year ago.

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“It is better to be cursed by the Prophet Achiya ha’Shiloni, and repeatedly cursed out by Larry Noodles, than to be blessed by Bil’am.” Taanit 20.

If you have been the victim of government prosecution and / or persecution, and have been ordered to surrender to a correctional institution, and are in need of advice, counseling, contacts, and information please contact me, everything will be kept strictly confidential: lawrencedressler@gmail.com or give me a call at 2037108137

If you have news tips from the inside, or the outside, please forward to lawrencedressler@gmail.com, ALL information, including you name will be kept strictly confidential.

If you have been unfairly ridiculed and / or lampooned by Larry Noodles, which has caused you to suffer personal anguish, emotional distress, pain and suffering, panic attacks, heart attacks, and sleepless nights please contact me before you hire a greedy lawyer who will take all your money to file a lawsuit against me.

Although one is permitted to agitate a wicked person while the wicked person is alive, once the wicked person is dead one should offer the dead person a respectable burial.

“The hand of G-d lay heavy upon the the crooks, the politicians, and the infidels, and He wrought havoc among them: He struck them with hemorrhoids.” I Samuel 5-6

Rav Abele, the dayan of Vilna, said “The Sages tell us that most people are guilty of theft and everyone is guilty of loshon hora”

Rav Ula said, “if you did something evil, making you a little wicked, you should not do more evil and become very wicked, just as one who got bad breath from eating garlic should not then continue to eat garlic and make his breath worse.” Shabbos 31